a couple of people call the call centre and start something around the lines of, "you're all impotent"

Billy Connolly:
I love the naivety of al-Qaeda. Trying to bring a religious war to Glasgow? You're 400 years too late, guys... you've not even got a football team, for Christ's sake!

do you know what the wedding souvenir was?! a copy of the bridegroom thesis ... about infections and prostate cancer

romantic entanglements are ok, it's the domestic crap after

What are log analytics exactly? They sound like some sort of Christmas thing.