A boy speech therapist - have you had a sex change?

(send as text)
Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to A, Happy birthday to you!
(reply) Thank you, you have a lovely voice!

Ahhh smoooooothies!!!! sure sure, those definitely are in the P bible of pleasures :))))

If penthouse had a marine mammal edition - this would be the centrefold. (TED conference)

If someone wants to have sex whilst watching any Tom Hanks film they should be chemically neutered by the government.

that's a 'let's go back to work' kind of cloud ...