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Inbox - Varied quotes of the week

Tue, 13 May 2008 18:29:38 GMT

the beautiful bastard maybe as beautiful as he wants, but we won't be friends any more. I am not going to change my mind on this one

this is your office?!?! ... it's a mess

they describe [the dot] as that small back garden..very small but always very inviting where you make bbq's with friends and enjoy the life..that part of the house..cyprus is the oldest toilet you got in your place which has never been cleaned

These weren't received in e-mails but worth sharing:-

"I think the most valuable skill in poker is self-confidence," Mercier says. "When you believe that your poker move will be successful, others will believe it, too. When you enter a pot with the definite intent to win it, you've almost already won it. When you take yourself seriously, your opponents will, too." (Some newsletter)

If you're a young sexually irresponsible girl with a drinking problem, get the help you need. Call [add phone number here] (From Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk)

Don't just provide data to somebody - help them make a decision!! (In some podcast or presentation - this is going to become my new motto)

Inbox - Feeling like a glowworm

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:12:20 GMT

I'm feeling like a glow worm with a broken bulb.

cool, wedding,... do you know the bride and broom?

This week is a bit low on e-mail quotes recieved but don't worry I found a site full of quotes (via Tom's Blog)

Inbox - Pyrotechnic ideas

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:52:56 GMT

I get many pyrotechnic ideas what to do with Alf's bedsheets

Do you know what happened ... I dropped my pink mobile phone in the lift shaft

Those skirts, they destroy the shape of the body

..., but I know my sister, her boyfriends are never normal

but yesterday i brought some monster carrots - enormous!

women are like wolves, if you want a wolf you have to trap it; you have to sneer it, and then you have to love it.

Inbox - i didn't fall from her nose hole

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:54:49 GMT

i didn't fall from her nose hole

O: he looks too italian ... without any offence
P: yeah but what does it really mean?
O: well I shouldn't like him .. or it's should not make a difference, it's you who should like him
P: u r my friend
O: but i never slept with you

Today in the morning my office is half empty as:
...
Who should work then? :-) no no, don't look at me :-)

Internet Box - my g/f is pregnant

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:58:58 GMT

I haven't posted inbox quotes in a while but today I found this on yahoo answers.

ok im kinda worried an all. my g/f hasn't had her period she she got pregnant. do you think the baby is drinkin the blood??? shes 6 months pregnant. Link

Inbox - Dragon fruit or peach?

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:57:26 GMT

maybe i would rather compare you to a dragon fruit or something more masculine than a peach

I like to find (a) simple solutions (b) to overlooked problems (c) that actually need to be solved, and (d) deliver them as informally as possible, (e) starting with a very crude version 1, then (f) iterating rapidly.

You can put visual effect layers on top of Windows or Linux, but it’s just painting a turd.

Last 2 quotes were found on the web

Inbox - the big 3

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:39:01 GMT

the internet is broke

I know she logged in, but just try to convince her she didn't

I would have collect my Swedish big 3 - Mikael, Dan u Peter (Referring to band front man)

probably my computer was just tired

Note: If you hear / receive any quotable material you want to share, I'm looking for more quote sources.

Inbox - What would I do with 130,000,000

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:51:11 GMT

it used to be a shed ... they've got a building now

"in dottian we have a saying, you drop the stone on your foot", "in Czech we say, you shit in your pants"

a girl with catholic principles?! ... this is what he can expect.

"What would I buy with 130,000,000?, Loads of organs for people waiting for transplants, then I’d auction them to the highest bidders." (Twenty Major)

(Quote) You are the most powerful magnet in the Universe! You contain a magnetic power within you that is more powerful than anything is this world, and this unfathomable magnetic power is emitted through your thoughts.

Inbox - no time west it pleas and no missing

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:55:22 GMT

Thanks to J for this. Classified ad.
Well hello there. Iam non Irish 29-I have living in Dublin a long time -looking for nice friendly woman for chat out and might be (more) iam good man love life and i love to hav fun this is my mobile(XXXXXXXXX) no time west it pleas and no missing You can text me or call me and we will meet up -woman only pleas 23-35

"my philosophy is: no pain … good!"

oh, oh, very bad, very rude, very stupid, comparing sex and paying for the expensive things? Someone mixed apples with pears....

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.Thanks to B. for this

... it's not like I hate children in the same way Hitler hated the Jews

habit is an iron jacket

You're a lady ... Let me rephrase that: you're meant to be a lady.

Inbox - 3 harsh quotes this week

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:51:52 GMT

have you noticed her ex-boyfriend in the picture? She kind of likes more hot looking guys.

woo hoo COULD YOU BE MORE ROMANTIC ?!?!?! :P:P:P ... ... aahhhhhh, if you dont turn into sugar, i will :D:D:D how sweet :D:D:D

He didn't look black anymore because he's old.

You'd better consider a three-some instead of trying to find a girl for him.