He's young, handsome and tanned (Berlusconi about Obama)

What have you got in your head? stones?

You are an unsharpened diamond

...there were a lot of Indians, it was a very brown town.

The sandwich I get from uni almost makes the 2 hour trip to get there worth it.

A fresh crusty ciabatta with a tiny bit of butter, smoked salmon, 2 slices of bree cheese, a few finely sliced cucumbers, all topped up with some creme fraiche. Can't beat that!

A humourous way to mark a moment in history.