Put yr left hand on right shoulder, yr right hand on left shoulder, squeeze gently. U've received a do-it-yrself hug from me!even i want somebody to solace me!by!

You can say it's an emotional rollercoaster.one time i'm elated the next agonized.i'll send you my poems sometime.

Do you know the book The Sorrows of Young Werther by Johann Wolfgang Goethe? You might start to write The Sorrows of Young J by Mike

I ate two big ricotta pies today (qassatat), i felt like I was eating a tit.

luckily you had a shorts to change your trousers at work, even though i can imagine that you're freezing. weren't you supposed to hang hot water bottles to your balls to sterilise yourself, this way you're cooling them. (see prev for original quote)

P.S. None of the emo phrases were sent by cheri.