His social skills & feelings are probably at the level of minus 23

I recommend you take boiling baths, wear very tight trousers, and maybe fix a hot water bottle to your balls.

F: I forgot the brand buti only discovered it yesterday
V: I don’t know the brand buti … now that you’re mentioning it I might keep an eye out for it
F: BUTI is not a brand... i meant to write but i, get it?

Obviously this was in the morning when I'm beady eyed, then in the evening I decided it was a woodpecker hammering (at my window). But this morning I found the culprits ... great tits pecking the thermometer!! poor birds, the thermometer is like a bird feeder!!

From the article, What the f***?, by Steven Pinker.
One might have thought that, in the male-dominated world of swearing, the vagina would be revered, not reviled. After all, it's been said that no sooner does a boy come out of it than he spends the rest of his life trying to get back in. This becomes less mysterious if one imagines the connotations in an age before tampons, toilet paper, regular bathing, and antifungal drugs.