This week the best line wasn't received in an e-mail but heard on the bus. There was a girl talking to her friend, but she was actually giving a lecture to the whole bus. It stared off like this:-
I'm so like mega smart. This is the proof:-

In Finland most of the people speak Danish
At least the people on the Finnish Danish coast do.

You know that in the United States Spanish is spoken more than English. After Spanish then there's English, then maybe, probably Italian.

The couple sitting behind me decided to give the trivia game a go too, and they started asking each other capital cities:
Lady: What is the capital city of Iceland
Man: Reykjavik
Lady: Oh really, I thought it was Warsaw

One from the e-mails now

... and when his friends see him do something silly they send him in the box (making an actual sign of a box in the air). When he's in the box he has to be quiet and behave properly. Anyway, on that day they let him out of the box and told him that if he'll manage to hookup with that chick he'll have a lifetime pass to get out of the box.