My favourite type of jokes

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5/24/2004; 6:59 AM

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Page yourself over the Intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put your dustbin on your desk and label it "IN."
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
In the memo field of all your cheques, write "For Sexual Favours"
Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
Don't use any punctuation
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!".
When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"