Customer Support
Last Friday I received this e-mail from a customer support helpdesk. I think our helpdesk might consider adopting it maybe clients get charmed by our words and dont grumble anymore.
Hi, I am sorry to intrude, but I have a good excuse. The moment you registered "Concealed Name", you received the right to free support. Our Customer Care System assigned you a personal Support Angel. As you may have guessed, in your case that angel is me, Rowena. It's good to meet you!
Whenever you have questions, comments or suggestions, write direct to me at rowena.fake@concealed.com, because I am now your first contact at Concealed Name


