I like to give ties as gifts. You tell men that when they wear a tie they'll keep you close to their heart, but then you can eventually choke them with it.

Have just returned from lunch and met O. I have to say that he looks much better without the beard, not like the bear any more. So I can understand he gets girls easily.

Ignore him until he gets back to normal again

Buying chocolates from Belgium is like taking wood to the forest

Is this a new spice girls song? Is it a lullaby?